You Want Some of This?
HEY! Do you want to hire me to:
- Help you with interior design stuff?
- Pick out old things from antiques fairs?
- Build something cool for your house?
- Write something self-deprecating for a web-based publication?
- Enter a cheese-eating contest on your behalf?
- Be your friend?
Well you’re in luck! I might be able to do those things for you for a nominal fee. Feel free to contact me at email@example.com to chat and tell me about your project.
* Note I don’t have a degree in any of the things mentioned above, including friend-being.