You Want Some of This?

HEY!  Do you want to hire me to:

  • Help you with interior design stuff?
  • Pick out old things from antiques fairs?
  • Build something cool for your house?
  • Write something self-deprecating for a web-based publication?
  • Enter a cheese-eating contest on your behalf?
  • Be your friend?

Well you’re in luck!  I might be able to do those things for you for a nominal fee.  Feel free to contact me at to chat and tell me about your project.

* Note I don’t have a degree in any of the things mentioned above, including friend-being.