Shoebox Vintage Fall Sale! BLAPPITY BLAP!
Alright. Time to get your fall wardrobe filled out. Almost the whole summer has gone by with no sale, and I know you’re thinking,
”Natalie – WTF? I thought we were pals.” And so now, I’m like,
“Simmer down. We’re having a sale this Saturday.” And you’re all like,
“About frigging time.”
Yes. It’s true. Mega-Hyper-Explosion-Super-Duper Fall Sale is occuring this Saturday. I was looking through my closet yesterday to try to pull some things out that I haven’t worn in a while (or haven’t worn EVER, with the PRICES still attached because I am a crazy person who has a disease), and I was all like,
“Holy balls we’ll have so much stuff to sell.”
So seriously. You should get your bunsicle in gear and make it down here. Prices so low you’ll think we’ve gone cray-cray. Here are the details:
WHAT: A vintage and pre-owned clothing sale
WHEN: Saturday, September 15
TIME: 11 - 5
WHERE: 102 Bellwoods Ave (east of Trinity Bellwoods, between Queen W and Dundas)
Please bring cash.
WHAT will we be selling?
- Oh, you know… amazing vintage numbers from both high-end designers like PRADA, MISSONI, YVES SAINT LAURENT, CHRISTIAN DIOR… you know, NO BIG DEAL.
- Cool, more laid-back vintagey stuff from Levi’s, Pendleton, Wrangler, etc….
- Leather jackets, leather skirts, jeans, silky dresses, maxi skirts, mini skirts, wicked-cool plaid, jackets and coats, boots, shoes… basically any kind of clothing that exists, we’ll be selling version of it.
- Pre-owned clothing from brands like Bench, Banana Republic, Club Monaco, Aritzia, Zara, J Brand, Madewell, J Crew, Urban Outfitters, etc., etc.
STILL not enough reason to come? You are a tough sell, woman. Prices will be LOW LOW LOW. Lower than Britney Spears’ self-esteem. Lower than Christina Aguilera’s jeans in the “Genie in a Bottle” video. Lower than… well… you get the picture.