This Week: High School Wisdom
Today, while at Shoppers Drug Mart purchasing some shampoo, I noticed that the “Back to School” display had been put up on cue for August 1st. I used to love Back to School shite, and especially loved the ridiculous and pubescent “Teen Packs” that they hock to 13 year old girls who are worried about smelling like zit creme.
After walking down zit creme lane for a few minutes, I realized how HORRIBLE high school was for me, and how THRILLED I am that I am no longer the awkward, unpopular, frizzy-haired loser that I once was. Well, kinda. Anyways, I thought that I could impart some pearls of wisdom to those 13-18 year-olds who are all wrapped up in the meaninglessness of high school. Yey! High School awkwardness!
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