Lessons in Duckface
Unless you are a 14-year-old girl, or Lana Del Ray, you might not have a real comprehension of duckface yet.
Basically, it’s when a chick tries to look serious in a photo, but worries that she doesn’t look hot enough, so she does this weird thing with her lips to make her cheekbones jut out and make her lips look gross and puffy. It’s kind of the watered-down version of blow-job lips.
Anyways, A-Balls hadn’t heard about duckface yet, and we were trying to explain it to her at dinner, which is actually surprisingly hard when you don’t actually have a photo of someone doing duckface. This spiraled into a series of duckface attempts, and an insatiable desire to ensure that she mastered the art of duckface.
Here is the progression of our grasshopper as she blossoms into a beautiful adult duckface.
Please see below for an analysis of Aidan’s duckface:
Truly, she has become a duckface master, surpassing even her teachers’ abilities in duckfacery.