Please note that my legs do not actually look like deformed sausage casings in real life – there is something funky going on with the angle and I’m too lazy to go take another picture.  In case you haven’t noticed, “mint green skirt” is my fail-safe skirt when I don’t know what to wear and have eaten one too many “midnight frankfurters”.  I wear it much too much for someone who probably has 150 skirts. 

But today… tragedy… I was eating my lunch at my desk like a total cool dude and noticed that J Crew was having a sale and got so excited that one of my chick peas, doused in salad dressing, rolled off my plastic fork and bounced along the edge of my skirt, leaving a clear spattering of oil stains.

Will my mint-green skirt recover?!?  QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION MARK?!