I am MORTIFIED because I realized after I got to work today that I wore this mint green skirt LAST WEEK.

What am I?  A dirty, no-wardrobe HOBO???  I need to get my shit together.  I mostly just wanted to wear this sick new tuxedo blazer, and the soft tinge of pink was just screaming for a pastel green compliment.  But now I am totally mortified.

Also, I forgot that I had to go to a construction site for a tour today.  My “tastefully oversized and fashionable capelet coat” did not jive with my wrap-around security vest.

BLAP-BLAP!  Dirty hobo indeed.