February 7, 2012

This dress from Preloved fits me so well, you can barely notice that I ate a block of cheese for dinner last night while trying to finish a whole bunch of things for work.  It camoflauges cheese-obesity well.

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2 comments on “February 7, 2012

  1. i call it cheesebesity. i have it today too. i made pizza, and ate the cheese WHILE making the pizza, and then also while eating said pizza. why do we do this?

  2. Mostly it’s because cheese increases one’s quality of life by at least 10%. 15% if it’s fancy cheese.

    Yesterday, the day after eating the first block of cheese, I bought another block of cheese because someone ate the first block of cheese. Then I bought a block of parmesan cheese and put honey on it. Then I bought a block of fancy cheese from Quebec that was so fancy it required its own fancy box-packaging. Then I ate all the cheese on a platter like the King of England.

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