I’m not sure if I like what I’m laying down today or if it’s gross.  I flip-flop on this skirt because it’s purple, which is AWESOME, and it makes my waist look teeny, which is AWESOME, but it’s a touch long, which makes me feel Amish.  No disrespect to the Amish, I just want people to think about crazy violent sexiness when they see me, not barns and butter churns. 

Well, maybe sexy butter churns, if such a thing exists.  I mean, they are pretty phallic.  Do you think that Amish men fantasize about Amish women churning butter using phallic butter churns, all slow-like in their big Amish dresses and bonnets?  I’m going to go with “yes”.