January 31, 2012
I’m not sure if I like what I’m laying down today or if it’s gross. I flip-flop on this skirt because it’s purple, which is AWESOME, and it makes my waist look teeny, which is AWESOME, but it’s a touch long, which makes me feel Amish. No disrespect to the Amish, I just want people to think about crazy violent sexiness when they see me, not barns and butter churns.
Well, maybe sexy butter churns, if such a thing exists. I mean, they are pretty phallic. Do you think that Amish men fantasize about Amish women churning butter using phallic butter churns, all slow-like in their big Amish dresses and bonnets? I’m going to go with “yes”.