Yes.  I didn’t post my outfit yesterday.  I am FAILING miserably with my outfits lately, and yesterday I was a coward and was so disappointed in myself that I chose to avoid you and not post a picture.

Which is horrible, because the very POINT of this exercise is to force me to actually try every day and not to SUCK at putting an outfit together.  If I fail (as I did yesterday), then the whole world will see, and this will provide motivation to NOT fail.  So NOT taking the picture is just cheating.

LIKE TODAY.  Today I FAILED.  Look at these pants.  They are AWFUL.  What prompted me to put them on?  Brain-failure.  Brain-failure is the only comprehensible answer.  And this SHIRT??  Notice that the breast-pockets and buttons are like, RIGHT over my chest, so with the high pants it looks like I have big-ass thighs with a short-ass torso and friggen tit-magnifiers.  And, the entire ensemble is the colour of baby-poo-vomit-spit.  WHY DO I DO THIS????

I’m actually sitting in my office with the door closed because I don’t want to face anyone while wearing this monstrosity.  I have only left my office to sprint to the bathroom and take this picture.

Also, this morning I tried to put on a sweater that I bought in size XXS for some brain-failurey reason.  The sleeves were so tight that while I aggressively pulled the sleeve part over my (apparently) “Pete-Sampras-sized” forearm, my hand slipped and I punched myself in the face.  And I got a bloody lip.

BEST DAY EVER.