It’s Missoni Belt Day, because I finally found my Missoni belts stuffed in some suitcase from the move.

The one thing about this Missoni belt is that it’s basically a big tensor bandage that you wrap around your waist over and over and over until there is no more belt, then you pin it.  So if you don’t have a waist the size of Wilma Flintstone, you’re basically just making your waist look fat.  Here is a model with a waist the size of Wilma Flintstone, modeling the same belt in a different colour (which I also happen to have because I’m crazy):

Anyways… say (hypothetically) I had the opportunity to buy that skirt that the Missoni model is wearing (for an extravagant amount of (hypothetical) money)?  What do you think I should do… hypothetically?  Should I buy it?