IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT FALL: I like pumpkins because I like saying “pumpkins”.  It sounds all dense and yummy when you say it.  PUMPKINS!

ADDITIONAL IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT FALL: I like gourds because they look like dongs and it’s funny to look at a basket of green and yellow dongs.

It’s Wednesday and I’m just now posting about this last weekend.  Jebus I’m lazy lately.  Anyways, this weekend was chock full of goings-on. 

It’s fall.  Officially, I believe.  Which is sad news.  HOWEVER, the city is always a-bustlin’ around fall time because people are back in the city, back to school, and are looking for things to do.  This weekend I went to…

1. The Queen West Art Crawl

They always have this big art show at Trinity Bellwoods – they put up like, 200 tents and everyone sells art and shit and it’s total pandemonium.  Like retarded.

I really, really, really wanted to find some art for my new place.  I hate to say it, but I saw absolutely nothing that I was willing to spend money on while I was there.  Plus, there were soooooooooooooooooooo many people walking around that I became extremely uncomfortable and wanted to leave immediately. Molly fucking hated it.  She pooed right next to some guy’s ugly painting of a monster or something like that.  It didn’t get ruined or anything, so it was funny.

2. Roncesvalles Polish Fesival

I had never been to this festival, and since one of my favourite food groups is the perogie food group, AND since I’m moving to that ‘hood, it made sense that I make an appearance.  This is what I wore:

Pretty boring EXCEPT FOR my super-wicked cool strawberry red ankle boots.  WHAAAAAT PLAYA?

Anyways.  Here is a sausage store.  It sells super sausages.

There were many items and things occuring, such as “Man on Pole”:

“Polish Twirly Dance”:

“Polish Man Waving Dance”:

“Tub of Polish Cabbage and Beets”:

“Beer Tent with Liquor Licence Regulation Exemption”:

and “Drunk Polish Men Singing Incoherently”:

All in all, it was a fun time.  I also had time to swing by Lauren’s birthday party.  Since I was a late arrival, I thought I should bring a gift.  Fortunately, there was a guy selling AWESOME LED light-toys, suitable for a rave and/or epileptic seizure inducement.  So I bought Lauren a scepter-slash-light-sabre.  It made a gorgeous centrepiece on her table of delicious cheese.  It also provided disco-light ambiance on the ceiling.