July 8, 2011
I accidentally went out on a school night yesterday and drank a whole bunch and went to bed at 3:00 am and woke up a bit hungover. So my outfit this morning is preeeeetty boring. Nautical stripes to the rescue!
On another note, I am suddenly completely and totally obsessed with red. On a fleeting impulse last night, I bought a box of auburn red hair dye and dyed my hair before going to the bar. It was like, strawberry-reddish-lightish-brown on the box, and I had images of me dramatically changing my hair and feeling/looking like a different person:
Being a complete idiot, I assumed that my dark, dark brown hair would easily lighten up. WHO’S THAT SEXY LADY?
Oh, look! It’s marginally and almost indiscernibly redder than it was yesterday! What a total waste of money
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To make myself feel better, I wore intense dark red lipstick to the bar. WHO’S THAT SEXY LADY?
When I came home last night in the wee hours, I guess it seemed like a good idea to take a picture of myself with my fist under my chin, similar to what you would see in a Grade 6 school portrait. What the fuck is wrong with me?
To make myself feel better, I wore my strawberry red shoes to work today. WHO’S THAT SEXY LADY?
It’s me.






Self-hating, dog-loving and cheese-eating in Toronto. 

