Tales of Cali Nat: Beer Glazed Afternoon
Although Friday was an awesome night, it was really only a half-vacation day, so I got up on Saturday ready to bust it all out. I was REALLY trying to keep my outfit-a-day thing going, but it was really hard because I was so busy. And I felt pretty ghetto taking a picture in the bathroom of my hotel room, luxurious as it was. Here is my outfit for the first day. Pretty cute, with my red jeans and everything:
I bought these Sperrys right before I left because I thought I should get some comfortable shoes to walk around in. Turns out they CUT YOUR FEET LIKE RAZORBLADES until you wear them in:
Anyhoo, met up with a friend who lives in town – he took us to Lower Haight to a bar called Toronado, which is an amazing dive bar with TONS of beers on tap.
Here is some beer:
Here are some arty pictures. I was clearly the coolest chick in the bar… you know… taking multiple pictures with my amateur D-SLR. Drunk.
This one is my favorite, because the beer looks so lonely and delicious:
Speaking of lonely, check this guy out – boooo hoooo:
Here are my legs in my red pants. They look all sausage-y:
The bathroom was graffiti’ed up something fierce.
Although it’s a bit off-base, I thought this was awesome. It says “Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers” teee heee heee:
Anyways… I got TOTALLY drunk, and we walked around, totally wasted, and I bought this really cool T-shirt from this line called Jedidiah, which supports humanitarian causes. I has triangles all over it and two hawks and it’s SO COOL:
Then I walked out of the store and halfway down the street before realizing that I forgot my $1500.00 camera on the cashier desk. So I ran back like a loser, arms flailing over my head, freaking out. They were awesome and hung on to it for me. I’m a complete idiot sometimes. Then we ate hamburgers. Delicious, delicious hamburgers. I THINK I got some kind of garden burger with like, mushrooms or something. As previously mentioned, I was pretty drunk. I don’t remember taking these “Arty Hamburger Photos” at all:
Right now I said to myself: “I should probably drink more”:
I also clearly had some kind of drunken obsession with my red pants/shoes during this whole escapade, because here’s a picture of my legs again:
Saving the evening for my next post… stay tuned!




















Self-hating, dog-loving and cheese-eating in Toronto. 

