Tales of Cali Nat: Beer Glazed Afternoon

Although Friday was an awesome night, it was really only a half-vacation day, so I got up on Saturday ready to bust it all out.  I was REALLY trying to keep my outfit-a-day thing going, but it was really hard because I was so busy.  And I felt pretty ghetto taking a picture in the bathroom of my hotel room, luxurious as it was.  Here is my outfit for the first day.  Pretty cute, with my red jeans and everything:

I bought these Sperrys right before I left because I thought I should get some comfortable shoes to walk around in.  Turns out they CUT YOUR FEET LIKE RAZORBLADES until you wear them in:

Anyhoo, met up with a friend who lives in town – he took us to Lower Haight to a bar called Toronado, which is an amazing dive bar with TONS of beers on tap.

Here is some beer:

Here are some arty pictures.  I was clearly the coolest chick in the bar… you know… taking multiple pictures with my amateur D-SLR.  Drunk.

 

 

This one is my favorite, because the beer looks so lonely and delicious:

Speaking of lonely, check this guy out – boooo hoooo:

Here are my legs in my red pants.  They look all sausage-y:

The bathroom was graffiti’ed up something fierce.

 

Although it’s a bit off-base, I thought this was awesome.  It says “Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers” teee heee heee:

Anyways… I got TOTALLY drunk, and we walked around, totally wasted, and I bought this really cool T-shirt from this line called Jedidiah, which supports humanitarian causes.  I has triangles all over it and two hawks and it’s SO COOL:

Then I walked out of the store and halfway down the street before realizing that I forgot my $1500.00 camera on the cashier desk.  So I ran back like a loser, arms flailing over my head, freaking out.  They were awesome and hung on to it for me.  I’m a complete idiot sometimes.  Then we ate hamburgers.  Delicious, delicious hamburgers.  I THINK I got some kind of garden burger with like, mushrooms or something.  As previously mentioned, I was pretty drunk.  I don’t remember taking these “Arty Hamburger Photos” at all:

 

Right now I said to myself: “I should probably drink more”:

I also clearly had some kind of drunken obsession with my red pants/shoes during this whole escapade, because here’s a picture of my legs again:

Saving the evening for my next post… stay tuned!

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