How to Tell if You Suck
If you’re this guy… you suck:
Oh, hey… what is the type of car that you drive? I’m too lazy to turn my head slightly to the left and right of your back bumper. THANK GOD you put it on your license plate. Now I can sit quietly in awe of your douchy car without minimally straining my neck muscles.

Self-hating, dog-loving and cheese-eating in Toronto. 

