Since it’s analogous to cold, dreary death outside today,  I decided to SPICE things up with my bright red skirt and PINK top.  Then, I came into work today and noticed that everyone dressed like they’re going to a funeral in blacks and charcoals.  So I’m REALLY, REALLY, REALLY going stand out in the staff cafeteria when I eat lunch.  Fuck it. 

PINK AND RED.  I’m lovin’ this shit right now.  It’s like I’m a gosh durrn road flare or something.