I had this intense urge to wear a vest today.  I have no idea where it came from, but it consumed me like a demon.  A vest-wearing demon.  So I wore a vest today to satiate it.

Then, I thought: “If I’m going to wear a vest and be all 70′s-lady-ish, I may as well go all out and be all Charlie’s Angels-esque.  Do I look like one of Charlie’s Angels?

NO?  How about now:

Kinda?  Or do I look like I’m about to awkwardly squat in an invisible chair?  Yeah, I agree… invisible chair.