April 15, 2011
MOST AWKWARD POSE ON EARTH. I’m sorry, I look like a tool in this picture. SOMEBODY got me all paranoid by telling me that “I have the exact same pose in every photo”, which led me to try and mix it up, which led me to looking like a total Sears catalogue model with a rubber ankle.
Despite that, my jeans look pretty good. I decided that, even though I will never have the thighs of an emaciated Nicole Richie, I’m still going to wear the tighest pants on Earth and everyone can just suck it. My big ol’ BEE-hind is just going to be all up in yo’ face this summer, and you can snicker with your friends all you want. I’m still going to wear saran-wrap denim that is so tight, it will leave pocket-imprints on my bum.