This weekend I discovered the fantashtishe world of novelty moustaches on sticks.  One would think that the novelty moustaches on sticks industry would have exploded by now, especially because of the versatility offered by certain retailers.  For example, who could resist such “novelty moustache on stick” classics as:

THE GREASY ITALIAN ORGAN GRINDER (available in “small head” and “large head” versions):

THE EARLY 1980′S PERVERT:

THE “I JUST-GOT-PUBES”:

THE MID-40′S SINGLE UNCLE:

And, of course, the ever popular HITLER moustache.  For those times that you feel you need to really cross the line at your halloween party:

I’ve also discovered that, if you REALLY become  a successful “novelty moustache on a stick” retailer, you may be able to branch out to other business ventures, such as the “novelty lips on a stick” industry:

And let’s be honest.  Your “novelty moustache on a stick” is really only convincing if you have the lips to match: