Dear Super Wicked Hot Stylish Chick I Saw at Brockton General on Friday,
Usually, I reserve my “Dear Stranger” posts for people who are totally clueless when it comes to clothing and style and stuff. HOWEVER, I’m making a special exception for you. You are super wicked-cool. Long dress with dusty boots and wild wavy hair? Wicked. Awesome oversized ring that glinted in the candlelight? Amazing. PLUS, your boyfriend is jaw-droppingly hot. You guys were like this little pocket of sexy-coolness eating your pasta over there in the corner.
I’m going to steal your style and try to re-create your outfit in an attempt to be fractionally as cool as you.