Hooooo boy.  Madewell Girl.  You are my latest “want to be-you-slash-be-ON-you” girl.  

Madewell has this totally enigmatic ability to take something totally and completely UN-interesting, like a dress shirt, then style it up to look like the coolest, most interesting piece of clothing that ever existed on the face of the earth.  I mean, how COOL does this chick look?  Fuckin’ J Crew and Madewell need to get their shit together and start building stores in Canada before I start clubbing baby seals in a fit of rage:

Like, look at this shit!  Chartreuse skinny pants?  

Belts with anchors BUILT INTO THE BUCKLE?

Silkyish things with militarish things with sequined HATS?  

Oh, do you want a pair of green and white printed weirdo balloon pants?  HERE, WE PUT THEM INTO THE COOLEST LOOK OF ALL TIME: 

Oh, sorry, am I on the Hipster Riviera or is this super-hot wicked-cool chick wearing an ‘I’m vacationing in Morocco’ headscarf?  Yeah, that’s right.  Think it’s going to look stupid?  THINK AGAIN, ye of little Madewell faith:

Oh, Madewell Girl.  Although I’m usually not really into the “blond chick” look, you’ve managed to let your bleachy-blond hair look half-disheveled, half-grease-ball-y in a very “come hither” kind of way.  The kind of hairstyle that a certain frizzy-haired girl I know could never acheive… but still.

And your “sometimes I wear these interesting glasses and sometimes I don’t” thing you’ve got going.  And the “I’m like, totally just standing here all bored and waiting for my just-as-greaseball-y-but-totally-gorgeous boyfriend” stance you’ve got going on.  And, let’s not forget the “I’m totally skinny with a perfect body, but I’m still going to totally wear oversized clothes because I’m super cool and I don’t care” attitude.  WHAAAT?   Let’s be best friends.

Can somebody who lives in the US please just be my underground middle-man for Madewell purchases?  I’ll pay you in smiles and blog shout-outs.  And money.