Things that Irritated Me This Morning
1. Discussion.
2. Your face.
3. The air.
4. The smell of clouds.
5. 3-hour long conference calls.
6. My sinuses.
7. The one crusty hard cranberry in my oatmeal.
8. My itchy wool socks.
9. All human noises.
10. Overly sparkly brooches.
11. The announcer on the P.A. at Sears.
Self-hating, dog-loving and cheese-eating in Toronto. 
