Dear New Hat,

I have a secret thing for you.  Even though you are totally wrong for me. It feels right.

I mean, look at that huge brim. Who wears a hat with a brim like that? And the way you look like a mash-up between Carmen Sandiego’s hat and and old-timey fedora and a 70′s hippie chick floppy hat? I mean, who do you think you are?

Despite your clearly flippant view of hat conformity rules, I totally have a burning thing for you.

Yours with Hot Sweaty Hat-Love,
Natalie