Oh hi. What are those there? Those are my new super-amazing, ball-bustingly awesome vintage folding theatre seats in a russety solid wood.
I love them so much. Like more than someone should love an inanimate object. Well… not this much:
..because I’m not a crazy person…but I still love them a lot.
I have this weird landing area in the lobby of my place that has been housing my bike for the last few weeks, but it has led to increasingly awkward shoe removal, where I jump up and down in some kind of off-beat fat-chick dance, trying to take off my shoes before coming into the house, while simultaneously trying not to knock over my bike, and looking extremely stupid in the process. So I decided I needed a bench.
At first I was looking to get a church pew, but all the ones I found were like 11 feet and had big ol’ crosses on the side and that freaks the shit out of me, like “Rosemary’s Baby”-styles.
But then I found this ad on Kijiji where these people were selling vintage chairs and random thingies, and I busted over there the minute they opened. I thought my vintage Pendleton would be appropriate for my vintage hunting…
The bench was still there and scored I scored it for FORTY FRIGGING DOLLARS…
I also really liked this beat-up turquoise-blue set of theatre seating…
Being amazing people, they threw them in for twenty bucks!!
Hoooraaaayyy!!!! All in all, an EXTREMELY satisfying and exhausting day. Molly agrees. She had “scary possessed crazy dog tired eyes” that night.