Canadian Questions for Drake

Canadian Questions for Drake


Dear Drake,

How come in Tim Horton’s they used to have those really big oversized delicious granules of sugar on top of the Chocolate Chip Muffins, but then they took them away?  That is some BULL. SHIT.  Then, I went to some Tim Horton’s in like Haliburton or some shit and they had the fucking granules on top, and I was like “PRAISE CANADIAN JESUS, someone at the Tim Horton’s head office came to their damn senses!”.  BUT IT WAS THE ONLY PLACE THAT STILL DID IT, because the next week I came back to Toronto and it was all “NO GRANULES FOR YOU, NATALIE. EAT SHIT AND DIE.”

Anyways, can you talk to someone about it?



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